The First Prophet of the Brethren
This man, Graham Barker, I hereby pronounce to be the First Prophet of the Brethren of the Button.
Navel lint: the theory, the philosopy of our cause. Many a wise man studies it to find wisdom; answers to the mystery. Often it is cleared out, to see the wonder of the navel in all its glory. Many times the question has been asked: Where does it come from? What does it mean? The answer, my friends, is open for discussion.
Is it there to serve as a buffer between ourselves and the Almighty navel? Should it be removed? Indeed, for maybe we are not yet ready to experience the splendor of the shining one?
Questions like these, my friends may one day be answered by our Prophet. This man has dedicated his life's work to the collection and study of his lint in order to find the asnwers that elude us.
Navel lint: the theory, the philosopy of our cause. Many a wise man studies it to find wisdom; answers to the mystery. Often it is cleared out, to see the wonder of the navel in all its glory. Many times the question has been asked: Where does it come from? What does it mean? The answer, my friends, is open for discussion.
Is it there to serve as a buffer between ourselves and the Almighty navel? Should it be removed? Indeed, for maybe we are not yet ready to experience the splendor of the shining one?
Questions like these, my friends may one day be answered by our Prophet. This man has dedicated his life's work to the collection and study of his lint in order to find the asnwers that elude us.
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